This morning I was sitting in the floor, hair products to my right, cat to my left, make-up in my lap and mirror to my front, when the radio announcer says : "Alrighty, now it's time for Trivia Tuesday! What do Bill Pullman, Jack Nicholson, Michael Douglas and [some other guy] have in common?!"
I drop my curling iron in the floor, apologize to Phoebe and grab my cell phone. I ring once and no answer. Slapping my flip phone shut, I reopen it and quickly dial again!
I know this! I think to myself.
"What do they have in common?" The DJ says in way of a greeting.
Startled, I answer, "Uh, they're all presidents. I mean, heh heh, they all played presidents."
"You're exactly right!" He says in a practiced baritone.
"Yayyyyy!" I say like a deranged person.
So what did I win? I won a meal for two at Wendy's and a gift certificate for car window tinting.
Now I can eat my cheeseburger in shame, behind black glass and away from prying eyes.