I'm a Wiener.

This morning I was sitting in the floor, hair products to my right, cat to my left, make-up in my lap and mirror to my front, when the radio announcer says :  "Alrighty, now it's time for Trivia Tuesday!  What do Bill Pullman, Jack Nicholson, Michael Douglas and  [some other guy] have in common?!" 

I drop my curling iron in the floor, apologize to Phoebe and grab my cell phone.  I ring once and no answer.  Slapping my flip phone shut, I reopen it and quickly dial again! 

I know this! I think to myself.

"What do they have in common?"  The DJ says in way of a greeting.

Startled, I answer, "Uh, they're all presidents.  I mean, heh heh, they all played presidents." 

"You're exactly right!" He says in a practiced baritone.

"Yayyyyy!"  I say like a deranged person.

So what did I win?  I won a meal for two at Wendy's and a gift certificate for car window tinting.  

Now I can eat my cheeseburger in shame, behind black glass and away from prying eyes.

Yayyyyyyyy.