Okay - sorry about the subject line - but the "lei" pun is not one I'm willing to give up anytime soon - especially with my attendance being required at a Rehearsal dinner tomorrow night in which all guests are to wear Hawaiian shirts.
I don't own a Hawaiian shirt.
I don't even know where one could buy a Hawaiian shirt in Huntington, WV on a Thrusday night.
Nor do I want to even WEAR the Hawaiian shirt.
Because - once you wrestle a chubby gal into a short-sleeved, button-up floral monstrosity and present her to the world - everyone will see only one thing: a Muu Muu.
So - I must go to a social event in a Muu Muu.
I'm not distraught. I will just sit in a corner, holding a pinapple and rocking, rocking, rocking...