Friday, July 6, 2012

Parenting for Parents

For some reason I'm obsessed with getting my barely-talking-coherently toddler to talk like a pirate.
He'll say: "fun!" and I'll yell "ARRRRRGH!" back at him. He'll giggle, run off, and then come back a few minutes later: "" and again I'll "ARGGGGGH!" at him.

I even made him walk around tonight with one hand over his eye.
"R?" he asked me.

"ARGGGGH!" I responded, lovingly.

Next Week: Scottish Brogue! :)~

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Shiny Happy People -Getting Decked

When will my husband learn that the best way to wake me up in the morning is NOT by sticking his big, goofy face an inch away from mine and grinning like a brainless monkey on banana-crack?
He about lost an eye this morning.
I'm thinking about getting revenge tomorrow.
I'll perch upon his chest at about three AM and then, in all my morning-breath glory, I'll creepily whisper "Riiiiiiise and shiiiiiine" while "accidentally" giving him a wet willy.
Game ON, Daddy-O. Game FREAKIN ON.