A few months ago I entered a Very Short Humor contest on-line. And - I won!
What did I win? Money? Fame? Naked Men with palm fronds and self-image issues? No. I won a permanent spot on her website and a blip on my resume. Which excites me more than you can even know! I am slowly trying to build up my "accomplishments" as a writer. By reading this website, you have agreed that my writing is absolutely phenomenal and that you are never happier than when you have noticed I have written a new blog.
You have been enslaved and enraptured by the wonderfulness of me.
Feels good, don't it?!
http://www.geocities.com/culbertsonmccaskey/shivel.html (it's a cleaned-up version of my R.I.P. entry!)