Okay - sorry about the subject line - but the "lei" pun is not one I'm willing to give up anytime soon - especially with my attendance being required at a Rehearsal dinner tomorrow night in which all guests are to wear Hawaiian shirts.
I don't own a Hawaiian shirt.
I don't even know where one could buy a Hawaiian shirt in Huntington, WV on a Thrusday night.
Nor do I want to even WEAR the Hawaiian shirt.
Why?
Because - once you wrestle a chubby gal into a short-sleeved, button-up floral monstrosity and present her to the world - everyone will see only one thing: a Muu Muu.
Yup.
So - I must go to a social event in a Muu Muu.
I'm not distraught. I will just sit in a corner, holding a pinapple and rocking, rocking, rocking...
2 comments:
lol, well does it HAVE to be a hawaiian shirt? could it just be something.....beachy? try for beachy. let the hubby wear the shirt. and put a flower behind your ear. that will do it. lol
Lol... try holding a coconut instead of a pineapple, maybe that'll make you feel better...lol.
Erika :)
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