Thursday, August 31, 2006

I Love Getting Lei'd.

Okay - sorry about the subject line - but the "lei" pun is not one I'm willing to give up anytime soon - especially with my attendance being required at a Rehearsal dinner tomorrow night in which all guests are to wear Hawaiian shirts.

I don't own a Hawaiian shirt.

I don't even know where one could buy a Hawaiian shirt in Huntington, WV on a Thrusday night.

Nor do I want to even WEAR the Hawaiian shirt.

Why?

Because - once you wrestle a chubby gal into a short-sleeved, button-up floral monstrosity and present her to the world - everyone will see only one thing:  a Muu Muu.

Yup. 

So - I must go to a social event in a Muu Muu. 

                                                

I'm not distraught.  I will just sit in a corner, holding a pinapple and rocking, rocking, rocking...

2 comments:

pippa1116 said...

lol, well does it HAVE to be a hawaiian shirt?  could it just be something.....beachy? try for beachy. let the hubby wear the shirt. and put a flower behind your ear. that will do it. lol

cutebutpsycho028 said...

Lol... try holding a coconut instead of a pineapple, maybe that'll make you feel better...lol.

Erika :)