I am sitting at work, headache-free for the first time in three days and I'm slowly working myself right into another skull-splitting migraine.
Because I'm trying to plan a Bachelor Party.
Since my hubby is the best man in a wedding in two weeks - I've somehow been promoted to acting best man while Harry struggles in Texas doing such unfun things as riding go-karts, playing shuffleboard and going on Milkshake runs at 10 PM. I don't mind, really - I figure I can make a boob cake just as well as the next person. Heck - all I have to do is look down to check on accuracy! But, my dear perfectionist hubby has decided he doesn't just want a set-o-boobs (on which I would love to transcribe "Have a Titilating Bachelor Party!") or a vagina complete with anatomically correct details, nope - he wants the WHOLE WOMAN. And not just any woman - preferably Jenna Jameson.
Now - I consider myself a semi-quasi-sorta-kinda-artiste! But I can't duplicate the curves and bumps of a first-rate porn star! I mean - those things aren't found in nature - so how am I to re-create them?
So - any ideas, suggestions or comments will be happily accepted. Otherwise, my role of acting best man will be put into jeopardy...