So I'm sitting here, minding my own business, sulking and moping at being HUNDREDS of miles away from my husband on TODAY - our THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, when a spritely old man comes in carrying a vase full of gorgeous roses.
I sign and he says "I couldn't carry both up. I'll be back with the other one." He ducks back on the elevator and I think to myself: other one?
I call Harry to thank him and ask him about - "the other one."
"Just wait," he says. "Call me back."
As soon as I hang up the little guy appears and startles me by plopping down a HUGE basket of candy. I'm a little ashamed to admit, but I'm too busy poking around the contents to properly thank him for cheering up my otherwise dreary day.
The basket contents, for your drooling pleasure: Whatchamacalits, Snickers, York Peppermint patties, Oreos, Assorted Chocolates, Almond Joy, Mounds, Smores, Three Muskateers, Twix, M&M's, M&M's peanut, Baby Ruth, Rollos, Hershey's, Whoppers, Nips, 5th Avenue, Kit Kats, and - brace yourself - Chocolate Covered Potato Chips.
I'm in shock.
Or a diabetic coma.
Either way - I'm happy!
6 comments:
that is the best gift i've ever heard of in my entire life.... oohh almond joy.
I'm picturing you like Homer Simpson having a donut moment with the drool coming out the side of his mouth. Mmmmmm, Doooooo-nuuuuuts.
Happy Anniversary. Hairy is the sweetest.
Happy Anniversary!!!
On a personal note: DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! They sell chocolate covered potato chips everywhere EXCEPT Wisconsin. I love those things, and I can't find them anywhere.
-Dan
I haven't found any in Utah, either :(
Well, they have guacamole flavored Dorritos in Utah (yum). In Minnesota, they've got ketchup flavored potato chips (more yum). In Wisconsin, we've got nothing but cheese-flavored things. Boooooring.
-Dan
Metatron: For their insolence God decreed that neither Loki nor Bartleby would ever be allowed back into Paradise.
Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron: Worse . . . Wisconsin . . . for the entire span of human history.
--Dogma
Oooh, ketchup flavored sounds good.
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