Wednesday, June 21, 2006

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO MEEEEE and Harry!

So I'm sitting here, minding my own business, sulking and moping at being HUNDREDS of miles away from my husband on TODAY - our THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, when a spritely old man comes in carrying a vase full of gorgeous roses. 

I sign and he says "I couldn't carry both up.  I'll be back with the other one."  He ducks back on the elevator and I think to myself:  other one?

I call Harry to thank him and ask him about - "the other one." 

"Just wait," he says.  "Call me back."

As soon as I hang up the little guy appears and startles me by plopping down a HUGE basket of candy.  I'm a little ashamed to admit, but I'm too busy poking around the contents to properly thank him for cheering up my otherwise dreary day. 

The basket contents, for your drooling pleasure:  Whatchamacalits, Snickers, York Peppermint patties, Oreos, Assorted Chocolates, Almond Joy, Mounds, Smores, Three Muskateers, Twix, M&M's, M&M's peanut, Baby Ruth, Rollos, Hershey's, Whoppers, Nips, 5th Avenue, Kit Kats, and - brace yourself - Chocolate Covered Potato Chips.

I'm in shock.

Or a diabetic coma. 

Either way - I'm happy!

 

6 comments:

nonojean3 said...

that is the best gift i've ever heard of in my entire life.... oohh almond joy.

tenyearnap said...

I'm picturing you like Homer Simpson having a donut moment with the drool coming out the side of his mouth. Mmmmmm, Doooooo-nuuuuuts.

Happy Anniversary. Hairy is the sweetest.

dpoem said...

Happy Anniversary!!!

On a personal note:  DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!  They sell chocolate covered potato chips everywhere EXCEPT Wisconsin.  I love those things, and I can't find them anywhere.  

-Dan

tenyearnap said...

I haven't found any in Utah, either :(

dpoem said...

Well, they have guacamole flavored Dorritos in Utah (yum).  In Minnesota, they've got ketchup flavored potato chips (more yum).  In Wisconsin, we've got nothing but cheese-flavored things.  Boooooring.  

-Dan

tenyearnap said...

Metatron: For their insolence God decreed that neither Loki nor Bartleby would ever be allowed back into Paradise.
Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron: Worse . . . Wisconsin . . . for the entire span of human history.
--Dogma

Oooh, ketchup flavored sounds good.