Rhyme Time for the Frozen Mind

I'm huddled over my heater,

my toes have gone and froze,

I'm huddled over my heater,

with icicles on my nose.

I'm huddled over my heater,

and I think it's cold as ice,

I'm huddled over my heater,

too cold to pretend to be nice.

I'm huddled over my heater,

no other warmth in sight,

I'm huddled over my heater,

cursing my lack of insight.

I'm huddled over my heater,

wearing open-toed shoes,

I'm huddled over my heater,

burnt piggies starting to ooze.

I'm huddled over my heater,

trying to keep from freezing,

I'm huddled over my heater,

and fear electricution from sneezing.

I'm huddled over my heater,

with no other tale to tell,

I'm huddled over my heater,

wishing my boss to hell.