Non PG-rated entry follows. Please do not allow children, pets, or socially inept individuals to read the following journal blip. It may damage their mental capacity for sustaining intelligent thought.
Last Saturday morning Harry and I both needed to shower, and since time was of the essence, we hopped into the teeny stall together. Now, being a semi-quasi-newlywed I kinda had warped perceptions of what showering together would, and could, be like. Instead, as Harry is gently sudsing my hair for me while I'm hogging the hot water he says softly in my ear: "Wow, your hair's so long it's almost to your butt crack."
Romance went right down the drain. :)
5 comments:
Lmao!
Erika
When my honey says "butt crack" he IS being romantic! It's Man-Speak for "luvin'".
yep. that would do it. I went on a date with a guy, and my bra was killing me. So i decided I could take off the strap and still keep it on...my date said, "yeah, I noticed your were all trussed up." trussed up????? tina
LOL... yeah... guys are like that... and don't get it either...
be well,
Dawn
Yeah, well, my 6'5 300lb guy hogs ALL the hot water preening and being all girly like with his special face wash and MY shampoo. Showers aren't made for romance, that's complete and total bullshit perpetrated by mass media.
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