I'm trying to write a synopsis to send to publishers to convince them that my writing will be the next big thing. I have to convey a certain sense of confidence, humor and a way with words that will make all in the publishing world quiver in their sensible loafers.
Here is what I have so far:
SUPER BUNNY; A Tail of Trials and Tribulations
This is my synopsis. Please publish my book. It’s fun. And it’s –um- cool and stuff. Please publish it with a cute cover. And pay me some money so that I can quit my horrible job and live off of royalties for awhile. At least two weeks. Maybe three. Thank you.
Yup. I'm shooting for a print date of two-thousand-never!