Tuesday, September 5, 2006

Welcome to My Pre-life

I once told my mom that I thought I was the Danny Devito twin in that movie "Twins" with Ahhhhhnold.  Ya know - the leftover accidental crap stuck in the bottom of the test tube.  I have a messed-up smile, a gimpy leg, a bum galbladder, a chubby middle, a protruding butt and I'm about a foot shorter than the rest of my fam - see - I'm Danny Devito.

My mom, as supportive as she is, just leaned her head back and cackled.

I feel loved.

1 comment:

tenyearnap said...

You look kind of like your Dad. But maybe he was realted to The Milkman...this being West Virginia, odds are that he was. Welcome to Hillbilly Holly's Family Stump.