I once told my mom that I thought I was the Danny Devito twin in that movie "Twins" with Ahhhhhnold. Ya know - the leftover accidental crap stuck in the bottom of the test tube. I have a messed-up smile, a gimpy leg, a bum galbladder, a chubby middle, a protruding butt and I'm about a foot shorter than the rest of my fam - see - I'm Danny Devito.
My mom, as supportive as she is, just leaned her head back and cackled.
I feel loved.
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You look kind of like your Dad. But maybe he was realted to The Milkman...this being West Virginia, odds are that he was. Welcome to Hillbilly Holly's Family Stump.
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