Non PG-rated entry follows. Please do not allow children, pets, or socially inept individuals to read the following journal blip. It may damage their mental capacity for sustaining intelligent thought.
Last Saturday morning Harry and I both needed to shower, and since time was of the essence, we hopped into the teeny stall together. Now, being a semi-quasi-newlywed I kinda had warped perceptions of what showering together would, and could, be like. Instead, as Harry is gently sudsing my hair for me while I'm hogging the hot water he says softly in my ear: "Wow, your hair's so long it's almost to your butt crack."
Romance went right down the drain. :)