I went to the local donut store to get a dozen donuts for my co-workers this morning (and so I could eat three and not look like a total pig) and how am I rewarded for my niceness?
1. My total came to $6.66. What the hell is with this recurring number? Is someone(thing?) trying to tell me something?
2. I am told to go in the conference room and "catalog boxes of files."
I'm so mad right now that I'm turning red.
Like the devil.
I think I could rock me some horns...