All Hallow's Eve - where no one escapes unscathed...

I.

Must.

Have.

THIS:

                                   

Upon wrestling the ears on my little bundle of furry joy - I think she would come out - all four teeth bared - and gnaw my fingers off - and then stick the devil horns on my head...

 

Of course, there's always this option, too:

 

ahhahahahaha!

This Halloween is going to be so much fun - even if I do lose an eye in the process!