Blame It on the Dog

I think my feet are stinky.

I promise I showered this morning but my shoes - well -they're Payless and made from synthetic-not-found-in-nature-or-in-the-universe material.

I think that's what's making them stinky.

If I am stinky - am I?

I'm testing this - I am going to walk down the hallway - should two of the three secretaries pass out on to their keyboards - I will know - without a doubt - that I do possess stinky feet. 

Wish me - and them - luck...