Today is going to be a good day. I have refrained from throwing my stress ball at anyone's passing cranium and I have managed to get to work looking semi-decent.
I am wearing black pants with a hot pink pinstripe, black sandals, a freshly laundered white shirt and pink vest. My Coach bag boasts my ability to coordinate to a fault with its multitude of pink c's. Even my book, "A Dirty Job" by Christopher Moore matches my lovely outfit! It's black with bright pink lettering!
My only downfall is my non-visible, non-three-legged undies - alas - they are purple.
And now that I've enter the land of "TMI" I shall back away - slowly. Stress ball clutched in my meaty little hand...