Friday, July 28, 2006

That's IT! Tell the Fates to get SPELL-CHECK or I'm Done - DONE!

My horroscope continues to disappoint:

Today, you will probably decide to help someone close to you, dear Virgo(Usually I don't help.  Usually I'm more of a "kick 'em while they're down" v. "help 'em get up). Indeed, you are concerned about one of your friends (Unlike my usual self-involved "but enough about YOU let's talk about ME!" mentality) . You will probably decide to get personally involved in a humanitarian project (Ew.  Sounds messy) . You are not really used to act this way (What?  WHAT?  That doesn't even MAKE SENSE!). But this will give you the opportunity to learn more about yourself (Oh - okay.  I've learned that I'm a selfish, uncaring twit who will have a moment of humanitarian clarity before going back to her selfish, handbag hoarding ways. Wait.  That actually sounds pretty good to me!  )


girlnextdoor976 said...

Here's a little better one for you.  Enjoy!

The simple, silly problems all around you keep you active all day long. You're on a solo crusade to make everything work perfectly and look beautiful, and you're going to have a very successful day. Things like a crooked painting, a messy room and dirty dishes in the sink don't stand a chance with you around. You'll see what needs to be done and quickly do it -- because what's the point of waiting any longer? There isn't a drop of procrastination in you right now.  

I was born on 9/11 too.  This horoscope does not do much for me today.  I have a sink of dishes that will wait for another time.... the dishwasher needs to be emptied first.  

Have a great day!

pippa1116 said...

hmmm. well, just have fun anyway.  lol........