My niece is still learning new phrases and enunciation and stuff so when she talks - sometimes the words get morphed. Well - I guess she was having a good time one day when I went over to the house to see her. She came up to me, put a little hand on each of my knees and said - plain as day - "Are you HORNY Hah-wee? Are you HORNY?"
I didn't want to laugh in her little cherubic face so I slowly turned and looked at my mother.