Actual Conversation between a Married Couple
Me: That was a cute movie. Different from the book. But cute.
Him: You read the book?
Me: Yup. "The Devil Wears Prada" - it was okay - weird ending, though.
Him: I want to have sex.
Me: Well, okay! Here? <Points to parking lot>
Him: No. I mean, I want to have sex - but I really have to get up early.
Me: Yeah. I'm all for having "the sex," but it's 12:30 AM and your flight leaves at five...
Him: But I want to...
Me: Me too.
<Moment of silence for dead sex life>
Him: Well, let's see - how about in a month we do it?
Me: A MONTH?
<he explains: girl time interruptions, out of town, in Texas...>
Me: Yeah. Okay. A month.
You know you're old when sleep takes precedent over crazy copulation and coital cozies. You also know you've been married too long when choosing sleep over "relations" actually seems like a GOOD idea.
Hello. My name is Holly. And I'm 27-going-on-85!
Oh - and while watching the Cialis Golf Tournament Thingy yesterday ( no one at the BBQ party I was at got up to change the channel) my friend Stacey uttered the following: "Those men with ED and those people with Herpes have all the fun. I mean, look at them!" she points to the screen where a man is piggybaking his disease-ridden girlfriend down the length of a beach by sunset, "they're having more fun than ME and I don't have Herpes!"