Rated "M" for Mature

Actual Conversation between a Married Couple

Me:  That was a cute movie.  Different from the book.  But cute.

Him:  You read the book?

Me:  Yup.  "The Devil Wears Prada" - it was okay - weird ending, though.

Him:  I want to have sex.

Me:  Well, okay!  Here?  <Points to parking lot>

Him: No.  I mean, I want to have sex - but I really have to get up early.

Me:  Yeah.  I'm all for having "the sex," but it's 12:30 AM and your flight leaves at five...

Him:  But I want to...

Me:  Me too.

<Moment of silence for dead sex life>

Him:  Well, let's see - how about in a month we do it?

Me:  A MONTH?

<he explains: girl time interruptions, out of town, in Texas...>

Me:  Yeah.  Okay.  A month.

You know you're old when sleep takes precedent over crazy copulation and coital cozies.  You also know you've been married too long when choosing sleep over "relations" actually seems like a GOOD idea.

Hello.  My name is Holly.  And I'm 27-going-on-85!

Oh - and while watching the Cialis Golf Tournament Thingy yesterday ( no one at the BBQ party I was at got up to change the channel) my friend Stacey uttered the following:  "Those men with ED and those people with Herpes have all the fun.  I mean, look at them!" she points to the screen where a man is piggybaking his disease-ridden girlfriend down the length of a beach by sunset, "they're having more fun than ME and I don't have Herpes!"