The bathroom in my office has marble-tiled floors. They're dark green and the two spot lights that illuminate the stalls make for a nice relaxing place to get away from it all and urinate your cares away.
However, sometimes I get the urge to tap dance.
I still remember a bit from my times as a tiny tappin' tot - so I know I could clickety-clack something that would be quite festive.
But I won't.
It wouldn't be prudent.
At least not today.