Thursday, February 2, 2006

Return of the Stupidity: Part III

Really, why do I even bother?

I should pick up the handle, yell "You've got the wrong number, ASSHAT!" and hang up.

The important ones will call back...

Me: "Blah Yippety, Boo boo blah and blech."

Him: Who is this?

Me: "Blah Blah... law firm."

Him: "I thought I was gettin' ahol' of the Water Company."

Me: "No, sir. We're a law firm."


Me: "No water here, just lawyers."

Him: (exasperated) "Well, okay..."

Me: "Uh-huh, bye!"  (A THUD sounds as Holly slams her forehead on desk repeatedly, THUD!)

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