Really, why do I even bother?
I should pick up the handle, yell "You've got the wrong number, ASSHAT!" and hang up.
The important ones will call back...
Me: "Blah Yippety, Boo boo blah and blech."
Him: Who is this?
Me: "Blah Blah... law firm."
Him: "I thought I was gettin' ahol' of the Water Company."
Me: "No, sir. We're a law firm."
Him."...."
Me: "No water here, just lawyers."
Him: (exasperated) "Well, okay..."
Me: "Uh-huh, bye!" (A THUD sounds as Holly slams her forehead on desk repeatedly, THUD!)
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