Now THAT'S Customer Service

Me: "Good Morning, La, la, la and blah."

Clueless Saleslady: "The shirt your husband called about has been found."

Me: "What? What shirt?"

Clueless Saleslady: "Is he there?"

Me: "He's in Whitesville."

Clueless Saleslady: "Oh. Well, he wanted a shirt and we've found it."

Me: "I doubt it, who were you calling for?"

Clueless Saleslady: "May I speak to your husband."

Me: "I'm a receptionist here at this law firm.  Who spoke to you about looking for a shirt?"

Clueless Saleslady: "Oh. Thank you."

Me: Hanging up the phone, "Dumbass."

Clueless Saleslady: Hanging up the phone, straigtening name tag, "Dumbass."