I could answer the phone: "Good day! Thank you for calling 'Pitsohell', can I interest you in pitch fork up the ass?" and no one would pay any more attention than they do now...
ME: "Good Morning, blah, blah, blah and more blah!"
LADY: "Yes, tomorrow is my daughter's birthday and I always ship a bunch of roses to her to work to celebrate and how much are your roses per dozen?"
ME: "Roses? Ma'am all I've got is a bunch of lawyers, here."
LADY: "This isn't Spurlock's Flowers?"
ME: "No. But I'd be happy to ship all of the attorneys to you if you'd like!"
LADY : "Oh, no, no thank you!"
ME: "Hope your daughter has a happy birthday!"
LADY: "Oh, bless you! Oh, goodness! Oh,dear!"