While my sister was in we decided to go for ice cream.
"Wanna get a milkshake?" I asked which prompted her to immediately go into a very horrible dance rendition of "My milkshake's better than yours!"
Trying to be funny, I popped my chubby hip out, puckered up my lips and said: "Nuh-uh, Girrrrrrrl, 'cuz I's lactose intolerant!"
Summer looked at me. Stared with those big hazel eyes of hers. "What?"
"Ya know," I said, "Your, um, milkshake can't be better, 'cause I'm, um, allergic. Or something."
She snorted with laughter and then ran to tell all of my lame attempt at a joke.
This just proves that my "milkshake" is not better than hers.