I love my mother, I really do.
She did not beat me with wire hangers or force me to continue the life of a pageant peruser when I no longer wanted to. However, she WILL be paying for my therapy bills in the near future.
Holly: "Mom, you haven't said a thing about my hair! Isn't it cute? I had to sleep with my hair in two princess Leia buns in order to get it all wavy like this!"
Mom: "Oh. You mean you did that on purpose?"