Are Those Snakes on Your Head? Or are You Just Happy to See me?

I love my mother, I really do.

She did not beat me with wire hangers or force me to continue the life of a pageant peruser when I no longer wanted to. However, she WILL be paying for my therapy bills in the near future.

Holly: "Mom, you haven't said a thing about my hair! Isn't it cute? I had to sleep with my hair in two princess Leia buns in order to get it all wavy like this!"

Mom: "Oh. You mean you did that on purpose?"

Ba-dum-ching!