Thursday, October 19, 2006

PANIC! At the Parking lot!


As I sat in my Christopher Lowell tan chair and gazed out the seventh floor window of my office I breathed a sigh of contentment and bit into my perfect red delicious apple.  I can see the big black elephant Denali nestled into her spot in the parking lot below.  She looks clean and shiny - from this distance. 

And as my eyes are focused upon the mammoth SUV, a tiny little green Cherokee pulls into the spot next to mine.  He carefully opens the door and as I take a large, vicious bite out of the fleshy apple a single thought enters my brain:  Push the panic button.

I smile with glee as I think of my boss, Lawyerman #3 jumping like a scared feline at the sound of the large after-market alarm system rang in his tiny little ears! 

With joy, I smile at this wonderous thought.

And then frown. 

I don't know how to work the "Panic" button.

Somehow my apple didn't taste as sweet after that.


tenyearnap said...

HA! I've done that. It takes sooooo little to amuse us, eh?

argesq said...

That would've been the greatest thing ever if you had done it!!!

gazker said...

I prefer to use a remote whoopie cushion that makes the most amazing fart sounds. Just place it behind the persons chair you want to surprise and MAN, DO THEY GET ONE. Everyone looks round and thinks it's them.......... too funny!

rebuketheworld said...

YOU crack me how your stories....I think the apple had a worm so the guy outside had transported himself....via apple works..lmao


therealslimemmy said...

that would have been funny. figure it out for next time k?

psychfun said...