I love free newspapers and my hometown seems to be chock full of 'em. Why? Because we're hillbillies and we love our free sofas, mattresses, clothes, tires and glider rockers. Oh - and Coonhounds. Oh yeah.....
Things you can get from the "Big Eagle Trader":
Peacocks $250/pair (profits to benefit the Retirement Community at NBC)
Pregnant Pit Bull $150 (Has disgraced family by announcing "Yo quiero Chiauaua)
Adult Raggedy Ann Costume $20 (with wig) (lice is free)
Wanted - Free Coonhound that will hunt (people)
Chainsaw - 16" cut $50 (ad for an adult film star, I'm sure)
Female Pigmy Goats - 3 months old $50 each. (Contact : Troll @ under the bridge .com)
Wedding dress, like new, 1 year old $350 ( No longer white)
Bird cage, large $15 (Bird escaped due to all the whistling/sexual harassment)
Season horse manure: $10 a load, delivery available ( Holy Crap!)
Buying junk cars! No title needed! (Stolen, pilfered and "hot" items welcomed!)
Yellow Bird - 10 years old, talks, comes with all accessories (Big Bird? Is that you? And how did you get out of your $15 Large Cage?)
hee hee.
3 comments:
Those goats make great little pets...and then great stew.
Hey now, don't knock the horse manure, I pay an arm and a leg for fertilizer, that's a good price.
Fred
i was reading through our "penny saver" yesterday and they have people actually giving the palm trees away out of their backyards! you dig. lol
ttyl
em
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