Tuesday, November 14, 2006

The BIRDS!

I have only seen pieces of the masterpiece "The Birds" by Hitchcock.  However, as frightening as that may be - NOTHING can beat the sound of thousands of tiny, confused birds flitting from tree to tree and fighting over territory like gangs of little, feathery hoodlums (The Beaks and The Claws?).

I awoke early this morning to head to an appointment, and after leaving the bathroom, turning off my radio and hair dryer, I stepped into the darkened bedroom to find my hubby lying on my pillow with a kitty wrapped around his arm. I paused as a strange noise filled my freshly cleaned ears.

'Is that-?  Are those-? Is that sound from all those birds?"  I asked him incredulously as a loud boom of peeps, chirps and caws broke forth.

"Yup," he said sleepily and stretched one hairy arm up into the air, "I think they're confused."

"They're scary is what they are!"  I sat down on the bed and thanked my lucky stars that I parked in the garage.   The big swarm of feathery, flighty friends have taken residence in the three tiny trees in our front yard.  Once bright green, these little trees have faded with the season but appear to be completely black due to the amount of tiny creatures living in them.   When we go to get the mail, or just pull into the driveway, they swarm up and out in a large looping circle and attempt to play chicken with one another as they swoop lower and lower to the innocent humans just trying to get the junk mail from Ed McMahon. 

"They're after me..." I whisper to no one as I pull carefully out of the garage and try not to glance into the rearview at the growing black crowd of angered birds.  

They know me - and I think back to that fateful day when, in an open-aired mall in the heart of Paradise - I got pooped on.

 

5 comments:

gazker said...

Just as well the you parked the car in the garage Holly, or it would be covered in s***. Take a brolly with you when you get the post! lololol.....;-)

mrsm711 said...

I Hate Birds!  (And Mice)  No offense to people who love them.  If you know me, its a know fact that I'm freaked out by birds.  They are getting so bold!   Eek.
Good Luck!  
http://journals.aol.com/mrsm711/LatteDah/     Tracy

argesq said...

I'm not coming over....you, I like....birds, I really hate!

princesssaurora said...

I hope you escaped the birdies today!

be well,
Dawn

http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

rebuketheworld said...

I would let them in and let bygones be bygones...It could be a cool sequel to the movie The Birds.           LMAO..........-Raven