Grand Theft Auto-Erotic and - bugs

When Harry told me he was going to buy Grand Theft Auto IV I knew what I was in for - mild violence, a LOT of cussing and the occasional smack down of a hooker (which is actually really fun).
So when he just appeared in the doorway with his brown hair standing on end and his cheeks flushed I knew that GTA had upped the ante. 
A lot.
"You GOTTA come see this!  I'm getting a lap dance!" he practically yelled at me and then ran back to his man cave.  I followed and saw a pale skinny gal in pigtails and two black x's over each nipple rubbing her face and other parts against my virtual husband.
"You've got to be kidding me... What's this rated again?"  I asked as the girl stood on the couch, hiked one leg over the back of the cushions and gyrated.
"Rated M for mature!" he giggled as he quickly pushed the button that indicated, yes, he would very much like a second lap dance.
Like a kid in a candy store he laughed maniacally as a second stripped joined in the "fun."

As far as I know my loving man has only had one lap dance and that was during his bachlor party when he came home grinning and covered in lipstick.   But somehow, I thought as I looked at him and his very wide and toothy grin, he seemed to be enjoying this virtual dance better.  After all, this one will have better consequences than the last...  :)

And on an unrelated note - these damn locusts/cicadas/kateydeds are driving me nuts!   I know they're only around every 17 years but when one landed on me while I was supposed to be holding up a large sheet of glass table top - I freaked out and almost lost a toe!

I'm ready for them and they're little creepy skins to be gone. 
Ew.
                               
                   

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