Tuesday, July 24, 2007

And Then, it all Went Black... AGAIN!

I strode purporsefully toward the stove, a medium sized bag of frozen chicken stir fry held in my hot little hands.  As I reached the row of tiles in front of the large stainless steel appliance I heard a very loud KABOOOOM! 

I whirled around and stared at the fridge.  Had I dropped something?  Did something heavy fall off the counter?  Turning back around I looked at the oddly darkened stove.  The microwave was blank.  The overhead fan whirred to a staop.

"GOD FRICKIN' BLESS IT! THE MOTHERF'N POWER IS FRIGGIN' OUT AGAIN?!  YOU'VE GOT TO BE FRICKIN' KIDDING ME!!!"  On and on I raged as I tossed my packed of chicken and veggies back into the warming freezer and stamped out to the garage, keys held in my cold hands.

I pushed the button to open the garage before remebering that it won't work without electricity.  I opened the car door, tossed in my purse and keys and stomped to the large door.  I yanked on the red string that dangled from the ceiling with enough force that I feared for a moment that I would accidentally rip off the entire garage door.  I then yanked on the inside handle with all my might all the while cursing and stomping like a deranged person.

But can you really blame me? CAN YOU?  This is where you all shake your head encouragingly at your monitor, k?

On a better note - I've read the last Harry Potter book ever.  I'm happy to have been able to read it and sad it's over.   Anyone else read it?  Email me your thoughts:  h0llyk911@aol.com!



amy122389 said...

Yay for takeout!!  :-D

I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, extra onion.


tenyearnap said...

Can't blame you. Nope. Can't blame you at all.

princesssaurora said...

Off to fast food?  The other side of town with electric?  lol  Dang...

I loved the book...

I emailed you...

be well,

plittle said...

I'm in the middle. Trying desperately to avoid spoilers. I'm signing off now. Lalala, I can't hear you.

gazker said...

I know I am late, I hope yer leckie is back on by now!
Gaz xx