I LOVE THIS STORY. TELL IT AGAIN, HOLLY, AGAIN!! The last time a bird pooped on me, it was right on top of my head but near my forehead so it slid down my bangs and...you get the picture. No one bought me anything from Tifannys, but Alex still tells the tale any time we see a bird poop. "Remember when, Mom? Remember?" Bird shits is funny, huh!
Oh Holly, sometimes you lay yourself wide open to my vile, hideous Brit sense of humour. Oh well here goes........... So last time you got a new bracelet, and you are going back for the earings? So is Harry gonna give you the pearl necklace as an extra? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Matron! Gaz ;-)
I had a seagull swoop over my shoulder and drop a load in a beer I was trying to drink in Haarlingen, Holland. Those Dutch gulls have some wicked sharp aim.
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LOL... hysterical... you rock!!!
be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/
I LOVE THIS STORY. TELL IT AGAIN, HOLLY, AGAIN!!
The last time a bird pooped on me, it was right on top of my head but near my forehead so it slid down my bangs and...you get the picture. No one bought me anything from Tifannys, but Alex still tells the tale any time we see a bird poop. "Remember when, Mom? Remember?"
Bird shits is funny, huh!
Oh Holly, sometimes you lay yourself wide open to my vile, hideous Brit sense of humour. Oh well here goes........... So last time you got a new bracelet, and you are going back for the earings? So is Harry gonna give you the pearl necklace as an extra?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Matron!
Gaz ;-)
That was great. Somehow helps reduce the symbolic "bird shit" that happens to us during the week...at least it isn't real. Ha!
Hehe, I reckon that little Asian lady is still locked in the loo.
B. x
I had a seagull swoop over my shoulder and drop a load in a beer I was trying to drink in Haarlingen, Holland. Those Dutch gulls have some wicked sharp aim.
-Dan
http://journals.aol.com/dpoem/TheWisdomofaDistractedMind/
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