Monday, March 12, 2007

Vacation Aftermath

Waking up from my post-vacation coma-like stupor I realized a few very important things:

1. I have no clean underwear.

2. I have no clean towels.

3.  I have no food in the house.

So, as I pulled my Triscuit Snack Pack out of the back of the fridge, opened it, sniffed it to make sure it had not morphed into a foul-smelling green glob, and then promptly dropped it on to my "holy-crap-I-need-to-mop" floor.  I'm sad to admit that I then lunged for it as my bottom jiggled in my panties-less shorts and my hair dripped from not being towel dried.  It was then that I realized something else.

I am really gross. 

But my Triscuit, once I blew it off, was really good.



ravenjuiced said...

Funny. We never clean before going on vacation. It's always a shock to come back and take that first look around, going, "Oh yeah, didn't vacum before we-oh yeah, left the stove smothered in grease-oh yeah, left the toilets with the rings.." Ugh


gazker said...

I just shudder to think what a triscuit snack pack is....... By the sounds of it, it's never going to turn green as it was never animal, vegetable or mineral in the first place lololololol. Get down to the market and buy something healthy, oh and dry your hair first, we don't want you catching a cold after such a great vacation............... Gaz ;-)x

gazker said...

I just checked out a triscuit snack pack and it came back as a product recall because there was something dangerous in its manafacture lolol...... It gets worse by the minute!
Gaz ;-)

oddb0dkins said...

Don't worry. Apparently, we eat a ton of dirt before we die. B. x

mrsm711 said...

I guess you have found yourself back to the grind-stone.  Welcome back to reality.  I know, I know, Reality Bites!  :)      Tracy

princesssaurora said...

LOL... you are a priceless gem...

be well,

tenyearnap said...

Ten second rule, right? It's still good.

jmoqueen said...

LOL that's funny :-)


therealslimemmy said...

hope you got caught up at home