Friday, April 25, 2008

And Then There Was One

Harry is spending the night with some much-needed male bonding with his new friend Chris.
Chris, on the other hand is PETRIFIED that I'm mad about not having my hubby at home.
So I decided to write him a note.
Without a pen in sight I typed up a quick "Get Out of Jail Free" note and sent it with Harry:

Dear Chris,
I can’t find a pen.  So my “hand-written” note will have to do.

This note entitles my hubby, Harry S. Shivel III, to hang out with you tonight – free of charge and free of any wife nagging, needling, poking, moping or general all-around beating up.

This is a limited time offer.  No, not really, but just pretend.

So enjoy.

And remember – well – something.  I don’t know.  I’m a bit tired and loopy so – just have fun and bring him back in one piece… or at least two.

Holly – wife of that one guy that you’ve been hangin’ out with.  


And then there was one... Me.

4 comments: said...

I wish my friends' wives were like you.  They've all but taken out restraining orders on me.  


oddb0dkins said...

What with this and all the smutty talk, you're beginning to sound like the ideal wife.
Lucky Harry.

B. x

beckiepainton said...

I should do this, just last weekend mark tried to fight 7 polish men.Not good.Beckie x

summerthyme1221 said...

You let Harry 'spend the night" with boys?  Now thts what I call an open marriage!  :)