Harry is spending the night with some much-needed male bonding with his new friend Chris.
Chris, on the other hand is PETRIFIED that I'm mad about not having my hubby at home.
So I decided to write him a note.
Without a pen in sight I typed up a quick "Get Out of Jail Free" note and sent it with Harry:
Dear Chris,
I can’t find a pen. So my “hand-written” note will have to do.
This note entitles my hubby, Harry S. Shivel III, to hang out with you tonight – free of charge and free of any wife nagging, needling, poking, moping or general all-around beating up.
This is a limited time offer. No, not really, but just pretend.
So enjoy.
And remember – well – something. I don’t know. I’m a bit tired and loopy so – just have fun and bring him back in one piece… or at least two.
Thanks,
Holly – wife of that one guy that you’ve been hangin’ out with.
:)
And then there was one... Me.
4 comments:
I wish my friends' wives were like you. They've all but taken out restraining orders on me.
-Dan
http://thewisdomofadistractedmind.blogspot.com/
What with this and all the smutty talk, you're beginning to sound like the ideal wife.
Lucky Harry.
B. x
I should do this, just last weekend mark tried to fight 7 polish men.Not good.Beckie x
You let Harry 'spend the night" with boys? Now thts what I call an open marriage! :)
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