Ten minutes into the much-awaited sequel in the "Bourne" series and I still have no clue what's going on. It's not that I'm unable to follow the plot or even that I'm having trouble concentrating due to Matt Damon's cuteness over-stimulating my senses, nope, I'm having difficulty focusing on the large movie screen because some ARSEHAT HAS LEFT IN HIS STUPID BLUETOOTH EAR PIECE! Every three seconds I see this blue light flash in the corner of my eye.
I try to ignore him. Try to position my feet so that his flashing ear is no longer in my sight and all the while I'm seething at his rudeness. Then I feel bad. Perhaps he doesn't realize it's on? Perhaps he flopped into his seat with such excitement that the bluetooth ear bud is quickly forgotten.
Then I watch as he lovingly strokes and readjusts his flashing-in-my-face bluetooth.
I look at Harry who is staring at the back of the man's head in such a rage that I worry my hubby is two seconds away from making the rude man an impromptu popcorn bag hat.
Harry lunges over me and taps the man on the shoulder. I can't hear what they are saying but the man looks affronted as he sighs heavily, shakes his head and slides the button on the side of the device to the off position.
"Thank you so much," I whisper loudly to Harry. "That was driving me nuts!"
Just once, I'd like to go to a movie theater and not be surrounded by idiots, weirdos, stinkys and psychos! Hmm - is this why people illeagally download movies off the internet? :)