"It was so quiet here without you! It was tomb-like!" My boss had popped her head into the doorway of my office and smiled at me over a stack of paperwork. "People had their heads down, they were working and it was just so quiet!"
"Why would they do such a thing?" I feigned horror. "Well, no worries now! I'm back and I'll make sure that doesn't happen again!"
SEE? They may say I'm too loud. Too brash. Too giggly- but when the chips are down, the work is piling and the boredom sets in like a large crow on a pile of paperwork roadkill - they need me to be there to bring them Holly-cheer!
I'm like a care bear, peeps! That's right.
Holly - CARE BEAR STARE!!!!