McD's and Oopsies.

"Who was that?" Harry asked me as he got up to toss the hamburgers and soda scraps into the trash bin.

"Derek. He was friends with Jonathan, the guy I dated in high school..."  I kept an eye on Gillian as she streaked through the inner pipes of the McDonald's playplace.

Harry said something I didn't quite hear so I answered, "Yeah, he was HUGE!"  Now, I'm not sure what possessed me to, number one, admit that my ex-boyfriend was hung like a miniature elephant, and two, to do it in the middle of McDonald's kid-friendly habitat!  I was horrified.  And, admittedly, pretty cracked up at my admission. 

We then took Gillian home where she played V-smile while we played our version of "Stuff on my Cat" - "Stuff on someone else's Kid":