"Who was that?" Harry asked me as he got up to toss the hamburgers and soda scraps into the trash bin.
"Derek. He was friends with Jonathan, the guy I dated in high school..." I kept an eye on Gillian as she streaked through the inner pipes of the McDonald's playplace.
Harry said something I didn't quite hear so I answered, "Yeah, he was HUGE!" Now, I'm not sure what possessed me to, number one, admit that my ex-boyfriend was hung like a miniature elephant, and two, to do it in the middle of McDonald's kid-friendly habitat! I was horrified. And, admittedly, pretty cracked up at my admission.
We then took Gillian home where she played V-smile while we played our version of "Stuff on my Cat" - "Stuff on someone else's Kid":