Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Nip, Tuck in WV? Okay, sign me up!

As some of you know, I have been going through dentist visits after dentist visits to fix my front tooth.  Since I am a week shy of getting a new front cap, I have decided to try to create the process digitally:

Wow - my chin looks pointy, too.  And the nonsaturation of color really didn't help with the "hey, her teeth are perfectly white," look.  Hmmm.  Let's try again:Nope - still can't tell. And the ears, well, they're a tad distracting!  Hey - check out my shorter hair!  hee hee! 

How about this one?

                 Tiffany, on the right, suffered through just as many orthadontic appointments as I, but icurred no tragic fall that left her toothless.  You can see my right front tooth looks a bit, well bucktoothy.  That's my fake'un.  I will post "after" pics as soon as I get my new cap.  I'm a bit giddy about it. 

I'm thinking about falling up my "cap-ectomy" with a nose job.  Get rid of that pesky bump on the bridge.  I told my dear sweet grandmother about my plans for rhinoplasty and she said: "Might as well... (insert long, dramatic hillbilly pause here).  Have you been working out?"  In other words: "fix your teeth all you want, yer nose, too, but you'll still have a fat ass."

Gotta love Grandmothers.  They get right to the point.  Even if it is, well, a tad pointy.

I'm off to bed, finally.

No more posts tonight.

Promise.

Go to sleep. 

I will be in bed.  Hopefully NOT dreaming AGAIN of a spider lurking over my head. It's been four nights in a row and it's really getting ridiculous.  Sunday was the worst, though.  I'd just woken from another arachnid-related nightmare and turned to ask Harry to hold me lovingly when - HE ELBOWED ME IN THE EYE. 

I think I'll take the spider over THAT any day....

Good night!                          

5 comments:

amy122389 said...

You know...more than once, I'm there in sweet slumber and Jesse will roll onto his back from his side and fling an arm through the air, backhanding me clean across the face.  The first time, I held my nose and cried til he woke up and babied me.  The second time, I sucker punched the F'er.  LOL

Ahhhhh, true love.  

~Amy

princesssaurora said...

I think your nose and ass are fine... stop obsessing... life it too short... and rhinoplasty painful as all hell!  LOL  And, your tooth isn't that bad, but I am happy that you are happy that you are getting it changed.

Now elbow Harry back...

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

oddb0dkins said...

You look fine to me, no need to add bits or take 'em away. Save your money. B. x

gazker said...

I read this without my glasses on and thought you had a mauve geko crawling across you breast!
Gaz xx

jmoqueen said...

Awww you look lovely in those pics :-)

Jenny