Thursday, April 19, 2007

MIA? Me? Nahhhhh....

I haven't posted anything in a coon's age so I thought I'd hop on here to let you know what's been happening with me in the past week.

1.  I had my teeth bleached professionally.  Not only am I $600 lighter and the new owner of day-glo teeth but I also get to experience "zingers" - sharp pains that course through my teeth at random intervals.  Yes. I paid for this torture.  Happily. Because when I replace my chiclet cap on my front tooth - my teeth will match.  Whoo hoo!

2.  Harry was gone this week. Leaving me to man the house.  Needless to say I didn't do crap.  He came home tonight and wanted to go out to dinner.  BBQ, of course, so we ate like two little piggies and then, out of the blue Harry commands "DANCE!" .  I'm a good lil' wife and a glutton for punishment so I start a nifty jig in my leather booth seat. The waitress appears and gives me a sideways glance as she drops the ticket and runs.  Harry laughs.  He did it on purpose.  He's evil.   When he sleeps tonight I shall convince Phoebe that his foot is a remote control.   Muah ha ha.

3.  Since he had been home all of two hours when his "Guitar Hero" buddies called, wanting rematches, I didn't think he'd actually be compelled to go.   "Can I?"  he asked eagerly, holding the phone away from his red ear.  "Well," I said coyly, "sure.  But ya know you could always stay and, well, ya know..."  I not so-subtly hinted.  Cartoon clouds of dust appeared as he high-tailed it out the front door and toward the splendor of Xbox 360.  Sigh.  Oh  well.  Romance, I guess, has been killed. A big, glowing green X over each of her eyes as I sit and watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire while folding piles of orange and red man panties.  

4.  I read a book that was submitted to VoiceboxX for a review.  I really wish I hadn't.  And I wish I didn't have such a death grip on the old saying "If you can't say something nice..."

5.  I have an uncontrollable need to buy Avril Lavigne's new cd.  I need help.

And with that, rather unfortunate note, I leave you with some words of wisdom from Ms. Avril:

"No, no, no I don't like your girlfriend."  Wow - it's like Shakespeare reborn - with eyeliner and pink skull socks.   Yet, I must have it....






princesssaurora said...

She has this knack with words, they get in your head, under your skin and you must buy the cd.  I understand.  As for the man... I would now torture him with no sex until at least Monday!  LOL  If you can make it that long that is... lol

be well,

gazker said...

Holly, please tell us you jest, when you talk of orange and red man panties.
Gasps in horror, Gaz x

amy122389 said...

I had my teeth bleached too.  The dumb asses got that drying gel on my lip and my lip swelled to a freakish size and blistered.  Not exactly what I wanted to see when I did my first 'model-white' toothy grin.  LOL  I need to do the 'occasional rewhitening' with the crap they sent me home with though.....


oddb0dkins said...

Zoiks! Teeth bleached, no thanks. That rates right up there with sticking pins in my eyes. B. x

lazarai said...

Wow, it's good to hear from you!! For a minute there, I thought you'd dug out your snorkel and left for Gaz's without me!!!

Have a great weekend,
:) Carol

jmoqueen said...

Tee hee hee I downloaded Avril's album I could not resist like yourself ;-)  It is good ~ typical Avril lets put it that way lol........Ouchies at your teeth!!  Your braver than me.  What level is harry on in guitar hero??