So obviously - my house is haunted.
In the past two weeks I've had:
- Mysterious ants that appeared and disappeared within days.
- Bees that also come from nowhere and refuse to die even when beaten, sprayed and squashed repeatedly.
- and a continuous creaking noise with may or may not be the pipes or ductwork settling.
My house - is haunted.
So what do I do?
Instead of googling "How to Get Rid of a Ghost" I've decided, instead, to embrace my new houseguest. I will leave the piano out in the other room, along with some Grenadine and Sprite (Ghosts like Shirley Temple Drinks, right?) and maybe some cookies...
I will just kill 'em with kindness. Er, wait. They're already dead... Hmmm...
:)
1 comment:
The toy turning itself on reminds me of that scene in Close Encounters of the Third Kind!
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