I couldn't even help him study. I'd read one side of a note card, flip it over, he'd answer and I'd look at him, look at the card, look at him, look at the card and then hold it up in front of his face: "Is this what you just said? If so - you're right!"
Needless to say calling me useless would've been a nicety.
But thank you for all the well-wishes and happy thoughts that were flung toward our lil' WVian 'burb - it totally worked!